Saturday, February 4, 2012

President


I support Ron Paul for more reasons than I have time to list.

I ask you to think about one thing you find dear to your heart and go find out what Paul really believes (on Youtube or some other media) not what the mainstream media has led you to believe. Find out what he really believes and ask yourself what other things you might agree with him on. Let me know what you find. I'll be here.

Country Jane, new Ron Paul supporter

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Growing pains

So in the last 2 days I've had some interesting small talks with some of my offspring.

My 13-yr-old (daughter) complained about her newly developing "buds" hurting. "Yes, dear, that's normal, just leave them alone as best as you can."

My just newly 10-yr-old (son) was writhing in pain today on the couch. He asked to speak to me privately and told me his "crotch" was hurting so bad it felt like it was going to explode. "Poor guy, talk to papa."

My 5-yr-old (daughter) asked me during dinner last night why I have hair "down there" because she doesn't and neither does that sister or that sister or that sister. "That's enough dear, let's have a girl meeting about that later."

My 3-yr-old (daughter) was watching me get dressed. She informed me that she likes my belly, and she likes my udders too. My. Udders.